Thursday, February 19, 2009

I'm still alive

Soooo, my last post was in September. So much for that motivation to get this thing going. Aaww well, here we go again.
I'll give a little refresher course as to what I've been up to. At the moment I'm a lost soul when it comes to figuring out what I want to do when I grow up. Because of this, I've had some extra time on my hands to learn a few things that they don't teach in school.

  1. When doing your laundry, make sure no towels sneak in with he darks. It makes everything all fuzzy.
  2. Fry sauce is not that tasty when in a ham sandwich. I'll stick with mustard and mayo.
  3. Always have a backup supply of chap stick and pens in your purse (or pocket for any guys out there). They like to escape.
  4. When going into a movie theater with assigned seating, be 100% sure you're where you are supposed to be before sitting down.
  5. Don't use geek jokes around people who won't get it. Things like lolcat references, "there will be cake", "cake is a lie", and Windows ME analogies, can lead to awkward moments
  6. Don't be a Costco zombie! (Loitering in front of a sample table, it's even worse when they block people from going down the aisle.)
  7. When closing a car door, make sure all of your fingers are clear of the threshold.
  8. Fingernails grow back relatively quickly.
  9. If you want to annoy somone who is OCD, do somthing like this..